Upper right quadrant pain and the guest list

Yay! We're up to 10 attendees, with a tentative 11th. Now, we can't get any more, because I only made a dozen goody bags, and if Zoe doesn't get one, she'll probably--well, not be pleased.

I had a midterm in my class tonight--4 solid hours of test taking. Yes, it was fun. I predict a decent grade, as it seemed I knew more than I thought I did. Of course, that bit of confidence usually precludes a C-, so we'll see. Took skin scrapings, did an ECG reading on a little black doggie, palpated a suspicious lump on a cat, auscultated yet another cat, and hugged a big friendly pit bull. Next week: ear examinations! Moe could use some help, there. One of his ears is stinky and weird.

No word yet on whether or not I am riddled with an autoimmune disease that could ruin my already stellar quality of life--I'm in no hurry to find out, honestly. Ignorance is bliss. I have been, however, beset today with sharp little upper righthand quadrant pains. Gall bladder? Possibly, but I've had an ultrasound done, looking for them, and they found nothing. I am going to assume it is a crampy large intestine, just where it turns into the transverse colon. That's not too horrifying.

Plus I need a haircut. And a maid. As usual.